Li, Nar, and Other Nonsenses
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Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Doing Oolcas and making life worth living
Hey! Suzanne here! This blog is fucking amazing.

Anyway, I wanted to tell you the story of my amazing oolca.


In between classes, the poly sci kids sit on the couches in the professors' office. We normally sit there and discuss our classes, current issues, or talk with our professors (the poly sci profs are pretty chummy with their students). Anyway, I was sitting in there the other day and two students (a black female and a white male) were discussing racism. The girl was making the claim that people could only be racist if they had the power to legislate their hateful sentiments. Following this argument, she also believed that black people could not be racist towards white people because black people don't have enough power in government to be able to pass laws that discriminate against whites. The guy was obviously angered by this statement, so the two of them went back and forth the entire time I was in the room. There were two other students in the office that were both listening intently. I realized that my next class started in like 2 minutes so I stood up, said, "I just think you're creating a very narrow definition of racism........ but, I have class now, so I'm going to leave." The kids in the room laughed hysterically and found it to be one of the funniest things they had ever seen anybody do. I have never felt so cool in all of my life. This was one of my glory moments.



And that is my oolca.


Without Wax,

Suzanne


PS: If something is supposed to be an oolca, and it ends up being a stupid, is it worse than a stupid because it was an attempt at the opposite?
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