Yesterday in my Classical Political Thought class, we were discussing what was going to be on our exam on Monday. Our professor had already told us about our first question when he asked, "Suzanne, would you like to tell us what you think the next essay is going to be about?" I just kind of looked at him for a few seconds then said, "Plato's Republic". We had been studying Republic since the beginning of the semester so it was obvious that everything on the test was going to be about it. However, Dr. Martin often asks questions like that; that appear to be difficult but are actually really simple if you don't over think. So it seemed like an answer he would be looking for. Wrong. As soon as I said it the entire class erupted into laughter. Dr. Martin replied, "Would you like to make your answer more specific?"

I just thought of something.

In response to all the disrespect to our language, we need to take charge. Narlish is spoiled and has spread so thin that it is no longer worthy to speak. I think it's cool and all that people all over the world speak it, but that's not what it was created for. It can no longer fulfill it's purpose, and so, it is with a heavy heart, that I disown narlish.

We need to look further. To more advanced and harder to crack languages. I was thinking we could create a language that was not english-based, that way, there's no way Z-fucks could figure it out. It would be a lot of work, but we could even create our own language from scratch. Or I was thinking we could learn a cool language like esperanto, which only a few thousand people speak in the world. Once we learn esperanto, we could even narlish-itize that so that we were truly the only speakers.

Naranto! lol.

We are in the midst of a tragedy.


Last night I went to Cocoa's house with Ryan and what did I witness there? People I didn't even know were sitting there speaking Narlish!!!!!!! They were speaking it with one another, in a poor, broken fashion, but it was Narlish nonetheless. The most annoying part of it was that they were speaking it in a "Listen to us speaking our secret language that nobody else understands" kind of way, as if it were some kind of bond that only they had. I didn't even know them!!!!! What the fuck?


This has to end. Narlish was created as a bond of friendship, a secret that only we and our closest friends knew about. We only taught those we trusted and those who were agreed upon by all of us. Narlish and all other SNMD things are sacred. WE invented it, and WE control who learns it. Nowadays, people speak it and don't even know where it comes from. They think Ben or somebody else made it up. THIS BOTHERS ME! What's the point in a secret language if everybody in the fucking world understands it? Answer: There is no point. Narlish is so tainted nowadays, it's become obsolete. I find it a breach of trust when somebody randomly teaches somebody else, especially when it's some filthy disgusting druggie Z that only Ryan or Ben talks to. Spreading Narlish around and refusing to treat it like the secret bond it is is disrespectful to us and our wishes. It especially bothers me that people already know how angry we get when they teach others Narlish. So it becomes a "Pretend you don't know this, because Suzanne will flip out if she finds out you know". So you're going to teach somebody my language and keep it a secret from me? That's a huge insult to me and my knowledge. It's even better when the person I'm reprimanding for teaching somebody else Narlish gets all defensive and pissed at me. Excuse me? I entrusted you with something this sacred and all I ask is that you don't run your fucking mouth, is that so hard?


I haven't even mentioned the Number Language yet. Ben knows the Number Language???? Last night Cocoa said something like, "Hey Ryan, that's so 12!". I could see Ryan tense up in fear because I was there and he knew I'd be mad. Then some other girl was like, "Don't do that number shit anymore! I don't get it!". So Ryan and Ben have been sitting around doing the number language in front of people to annoy them just like we do? I'm sorry, but that's OUR thing!! It makes me angry to picture them sitting around using it and trying to be funny, when all they're doing is stealing it from us. I swear to God, if Ben taught it to Cocoa, I am flipping out on him, I don't care if he gets mad at me or calls me a bitch. He's crossed the line with this shit.


Why can't people have respect for our secrets? They don't understand the importance of everything we've made up! They're not just stupid jokes, they have meaning to us. They're a bond of friendship, and people are just destroying it.


We need to come up with a new language, one we tell nobody. Because nobody can be trusted anymore.




Without Wax,
Suzanne

In view of it being halloween, I figured this video is appropriate. =]

Hermione and Ginny

Spongebob and Patrick

Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum

Angel and Devil

Daphne and Velma

Peach and Daisy

Tommy And Chuckie

Witch and Cat

Strawberry shortcake and Blueberry Muffin

Sweet and Sour (like one could dress up with candy stuff and the other could dress up with lemony citrus stuff??)

Alice and the Heart Queen

Boleyn Sisters

Add more =]

I can think of two more.

Ok, which do you think is the greatest evil?