In response to all the disrespect to our language, we need to take charge. Narlish is spoiled and has spread so thin that it is no longer worthy to speak. I think it's cool and all that people all over the world speak it, but that's not what it was created for. It can no longer fulfill it's purpose, and so, it is with a heavy heart, that I disown narlish.
We need to look further. To more advanced and harder to crack languages. I was thinking we could create a language that was not english-based, that way, there's no way Z-fucks could figure it out. It would be a lot of work, but we could even create our own language from scratch. Or I was thinking we could learn a cool language like esperanto, which only a few thousand people speak in the world. Once we learn esperanto, we could even narlish-itize that so that we were truly the only speakers.
Naranto! lol.