Okay, so here is our new language. It'll take some time to speak it quickly, but after a bit of practice, it will be easy. Basically, what we do is break down the word into letters, as we do in Narlish. The sound for each letter is determined by the last-ish syllable in the childhood word for remembering the letter. Such as "A is for apple". For "A", the sound is "pple", like "pull".
Here's the alphabet, and their sounds
A for Apple ----- ple
B for Boy
C for Cat ----at ------ at
D for Dog
E for Egg -------- ga
F for Fish
G for Girl -----irl
H for Hand
I for Icecream ------- ream
J for Jet
K for Kite -------ite
L for Lamp
M for Man --------an
N for Nose
O for octupus ---------- us
P for Pen
Q for Queen ----- een
R for Rain
S for Sugar -------- gar
T for Tree
U for Umbrella -------- ella
V for Violin ------ lin
W for Water -------ter
X for Xray
Y for Yellow -----low
Z for Zoo ------- oo
EXAMPLE:
AndReam GarEllaOoPleOseOseGa!
Ream AmpUsLineGa ReeAndGa OseGaTer OsePleAinAmpReamGarAnd….
OseUs-UsOseGa TerReamAmpAmp OyGa PleOyAmpGa ReeUs IshReamIrlEllaAinGa ReamRee UsEllaRee!